That Was A Close-Knit Call
I’m the idiot in this story. My friend and I visit London shortly after some attacks. One of the museums we visit has set up security checks. There are two security officers, so my friend and I hand over our handbags.
Security #1: “Good morning. Anything sharp?”
Me: “No.”
Security #1: *To his colleague* “Careful, this one has knitting.”
It dawns on me that knitting needles are considered sharp objects and grin sheepishly.
Security #2: “This one, too, but she told me.”
Security #1: “Any scissors?”
Me: “Yes, in my fanny pack.”
I’m searching but I’m already nervous about the needles mixup and I cannot find them.
Me: “Yes, well, I seem to have trouble finding them, but they are air carrier safe with a less than 2.5-inch blade and dull points.”
The officer just sighed and let me go through. I later noticed that in my recently added manicure set, there was a pair of scissors with sharp points. I’m since then much more aware of what I carry in my purse! If only because blood is so difficult to clean out of wool.
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?