That Tingling Does Not Come From A Spidey Sense

My fiancé and I don’t really like large groups of people. We both work in retail, and by the time we get home, we are peopled out and need a break.

Two years ago, I told him, “If you find any spiders in the house or I spot any, I need you to kill them. I’m allergic.” I am also TERRIFIED of them. Fast forward two years. I walk in and am swollen from head to toe with red splotches all over.

Fiancé: “What the heck happened to you?!”

Me: “I got bit by a spider in my sleep.”

Fiancé: “And THAT happened?!”

Me: “Uh, yeah. I told you I am allergic, remember?”

Fiancé: “Well… yeah… but I thought you meant ‘allergic’ like I am to people!”