That Sums Him Up

| Romantic | July 10, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are discussing getting married one day. I am 24.)

Boyfriend: “You would marry me right now if I asked you.”

Me: “No, I wouldn’t!”

Boyfriend: “Yes, you would.”

Me: “No, I wouldn’t. You’d need a ring first anyway.”

Boyfriend: “Well, I’m not asking you now. But one day I’ll ask you and you’ll say yes. Then you’ll spend the next 27 years annoying me.”

Me: “27?”

Boyfriend: “Well, I’ll have to leave you for a 20 year old before you hit 50.”

Me: “Well done. Now you’re bad at love and math.”

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