That Sounds Way Tastier Than Macauliflower Culkin
Drugs, Funny Stories, Movies & TV, Silly, Teenagers, USA, Video Rental, Wordplay | Right
| September 25, 2023
It is the early 1990s, and I am a teenager working in a video rental chain. A group of older teens comes in, and it’s obvious they’ve been doing pot.
Customer: “Have you got that… that movie? With the big and the little guy?”
Me: “What are their names?”
Customer: “You know! Like… Arnold Schwarznugget and Danny Dorito?”
Me: “Yes, I think we have that. We also have a bunch of snacks here if you’d like to munch on something while you watch the movie?”
Customer: “Oh, wooooow! We have the munchies, too, bro! How did you know?”
Me: “Lucky guess.”
Easiest upsell ever. I hope they enjoyed “Twins”!
