That Sounds Like Fun On A Bun
Funny Stories, Grocery Store, Impossible Demands, Reddit, Wordplay | Right
| CREDIT: arswiss
| November 13, 2023
I’m working at the register when an older lady comes up to me.
Customer: “Do you have brown sugar in a can?”
I am very familiar with the products and their locations, but I have never before heard of brown sugar in a CAN.
Me: “Have you bought it here before?”
Customer: “Yes, just last week.”
Me: “Do you remember the brand name? The color of the label?”
Customer: “No.”
Somehow, the retail gods break from the heavens and lay their knowledge into my noggin at that moment.
Me: “You don’t mean Heinz Beans with Brown Sugar, do you?”
Customer: “Yes, that’s it!”
Easily the most vague and misleading request ever.
