That Should Curb The Population Explosion

(I’m a graduate student in forensic anthropology and we are in a class studying trauma to the human skeleton. Today we are discussing explosives.)

Professor: “So in the Middle East when they talk about IUDs…”

(All of the students stare at him for a minute wondering if he knew what he said, but he continues with the lecture for a minute until he catches our barely contained laughter.)

Professor: “Did I say IUDs? I meant IEDs! IUDs are…” *he fumbles for the words*

Other Student: “Inter-uterine devices, for birth control.”

Professor: *laughing* “Yeah, so IUDs are very controlled explosive birth control apparently.”