That Ride To The Hospital Was A Vibe

I used to work at a call center for a medical insurance company. I got out of there ASAP, as it was a Hellish place to work, but I did get one call that I found memorable:

Caller: “What’s this on the bill? Ambiance? I didn’t pay extra for no ambiance!”

Me: “Are you sure it doesn’t say ambulance?”

Pause.

Caller: “Well, it’s still too expensive!”

Me: “Sir, I note that your insurance coverage with us also offers a free eye exam…”