Love Fell Right In Your Lap
(My long distance boyfriend and I are talking over webcam. He is on his tablet computer. Suddenly everything goes dark on my screen, before I see the camera being righted.)
Boyfriend: “Sorry, I dropped you in my crotch there!”
Me: *laughing* “I enjoyed the experience!”
Boyfriend: “And I didn’t even charge you.”
Me: “What do you mean, charge ME! I’m the one who gave you a lap-dance!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?