That Poor, Poor, Jaguar…
(We are in language arts class suggesting revisions to a story we have worked on as a class.)
Student #1: “We could improve the battle scene.”
Student #2: “I think more dialogue should be added.”
Teacher: *writes suggestions on board* “Okay, anybody else?”
Student #3: “In the scene with the jaguars, instead of [Main Character] wearing the jaguars maybe they could be his pubic hair.”
Class: *stunned silence followed by a five-minute laughter*
Teacher: “We will save that for health class.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.