That Plan Is Balls-Out Insane
(I’m dropping off our young rottweiler to be neutered, Our community has a great spay/neuter program that is both affordable and helps support a local rescue. While I’m filling out the intake form, a man and his wife come in to pick up their dog. The man sees my rottie sitting next to me and starts asking about him.)
Man: “Now, there’s a dog! We have a little dog right now, but eventually I want one like that!”
Me: “Thank you, he’s a good boy.”
Man: “What are you in here for?”
Me: “He’s being neutered.”
Man: “WHAT?! Why would you want to cut his balls off?! He’s a real dog. He needs ’em!”
Me: “Uh… well for one thing, he’s a rescue and it’s part of the agreement with the rescue group that he be neutered. Also, it’s the responsible thing to do.”
Man: “Just look at him! He knows why he’s here and he’s upset!”
(I look at my dog, who is currently chilling out without a care in the world, despite the crazy man yelling next to him.)
Me: “I think he’ll be fine.”
Man: *grumbles* “Well, at least get him some fake balls!”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Man: “Yeah, they make fake ones you can have put in, only about $3000 or so. Give your dog his confidence back!”
Me: “Sir, I can promise you I don’t have an extra $3000 lying around, and if I did I wouldn’t be spending it on fake testicles for a dog who will not even notice once they’re gone.”
Man: *still grumbling* “But he’s a real dog!”
(Thankfully, the vet called me back after that and the couple was gone by the time I left. Our rottie did just fine, and is still his perfectly goofy self even without the ability to reproduce.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?