That One’s A Bad Egg
(It’s April Fools’ Day. I’m seven years old.)
Me: “Mummy, Mummy, I made up a joke! What kind of chicken doesn’t lay eggs?”
Mum: “I don’t know, darling. What kind?”
Me: *in a creepy voice* “A dead one.”
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