That One Never Gets Old

| Related | November 18, 2013

(I am at my aunt’s house, having dinner with my aunt, my dad, and my grandpa. My aunt is talking to my grandpa about grandma.)

Aunt: “So, how is my mother?”

Grandpa: “Well, when we had intercourse this morning; she seemed to be enjoying it.”

Aunt: “Oh my God [Grandpa]! We did not need to know that!”

Dad: “Why would you?”

Me: “Rewind! Delete! Rewind! Delete!”

(My grandpa laughs and gets up to pour himself some more wine.)

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