That One Never Gets Old
(I am at my aunt’s house, having dinner with my aunt, my dad, and my grandpa. My aunt is talking to my grandpa about grandma.)
Aunt: “So, how is my mother?”
Grandpa: “Well, when we had intercourse this morning; she seemed to be enjoying it.”
Aunt: “Oh my God [Grandpa]! We did not need to know that!”
Dad: “Why would you?”
Me: “Rewind! Delete! Rewind! Delete!”
(My grandpa laughs and gets up to pour himself some more wine.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
