That Old Favorite Of Vegetarians

, , | Right | January 8, 2019

(I work in a chain restaurant. A new steak night deal has started and I have just finished explaining the criteria of the deal to this couple.)

Me: “So, it’s a bottle of wine and two steaks for £20 —  quite a good deal as it’s nearly half price.”

Customer: “Right, yes, that is a good deal. So, is there any vegetarian option?”

Me: “No, I’m afraid not, only steaks.”

Customer: “What?! So, not even a gammon or anything?”

(Because apparently, pigs are vegetables. Who knew?!)

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