That Might Come Back To Bite Him

(My son is 19 months old and I am six months pregnant with another boy.)

Son: *lifts my shirt* “Hi, Bubba!”

Me: “Can you give Bubba loves?”

Son: “NO!”

Me: “That’s not nice.”

Son: “Okay.” *covers my belly, and in a quiet, creepy voice* “Bye-bye, Bubba.” *bites my belly*

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