That Marriage Is Totaled

Coworker: “Don’t go into the back storeroom anytime soon.”

Me: “Why?”

Coworker: “I just walked in on [Assistant Manager] and [New Hire].”

Me: “…oh.”

Coworker: “[New Hire] has only been here a week! She works fast!”

Me: “Wait, didn’t [Assistant Manager] interview her?”

Coworker: “Oh, wait. He did! Well, now we know why she got the job.”

Me: “You know [Assistant Manager] is married, right?”

Coworker: “He is?!”

Me: “You know he’s married to [Manager]? She works at another location, but they both work for the store.”

Coworker: “I have a feeling this might get a bit messy.”

Two days later, [Assistant Manager] pulls into the store’s parking lot in his usual sports car. As he’s walking into the store, we see a large pickup truck drive into the lot.

Me: *Looking out into the lot.* “[Assistant Manager], is that your wife?”

[Assistant Manager] turns around and looks into the lot just in time to see his wife drive her truck over his sports car. He runs outside, cursing and screaming. I look over to [Coworker].

Coworker: “So I might be on a chat group with some guys from the other location…”