That Isn’t The Sound Of The Ocean
(My mom and dad have their own separate room on the cruise ship. My sister and I are right next door. Unfortunately the walls are very thin.)
Dad: “Are you feeling the mood?”
Mom: *chuckles* “You are so cheesy.”
Dad: “So, should we push the beds together?”
Mom: “You realize the beds are bolted to the floor, right?”
Dad: “God, you’re such a kill joy.”
Mom: “Well then what do you propose?”
Dad: “Shall we just use the floor?”
Me: *in the other room* “We can hear you guys!”
Sister: “You guys are disgusting!”
Dad: “Go to bed!”
Mom: “Oh, yeah. I’m really feeling the mood now.”