That Is Not Our Foreign Policy

, , , | Right | August 11, 2020

A customer calls in wanting to discuss his cable bill.

Customer: “So, next month I will have ten years of history with you guys?”

Me: “Yes! Ten years on May eleventh.”

Customer: “Okay. I am going to need ten years of credits for all the foreign-language channels you’ve been sending me for a decade.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but our channel bundles don’t work that way. Only premium channels are a la carte. The rest are in bundles so we can’t credit for what you are asking.”

Customer: “Okay. I’ll speak to an attorney.” *Hangs up*

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