That Gives You A Whole Five Minutes To Work Before You Mail It Back!

Client: “This project is very time-sensitive, and every minute counts. It needs to be done in the next seven days.”

Me: “That’s fine. What’s your email address? I’ll send you an invoice for the initial 50% over PayPal.”

Client: “Oh, I don’t trust PayPal or email. I’ll mail you the check and reference material; it should be there within three or four days.”