That Explains Why The Christmas Cards Stopped!
Caller: “I want to speak to Mr. [Name Of The Company], please.”
Me: “I’m afraid that won’t be possible, sir.”
Caller: “Why not?”
Me: “Because he’s dead.”
Caller: “Since when?!”
Me: “Since 1927, I believe.”
Caller: “Ugh! Why didn’t anyone tell me?!” *Click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?