That Explains The High-Speed Leather Balls

| Romantic | May 6, 2013

(While we were still in high school, my boyfriend and I went through a rough patch that was really hard on me. Because of this, my parents hate him. One year later, my boyfriend and I are at dinner, discussing ideas to get my parents to like him again.)

Boyfriend: “We could go out to the state park and have a picnic. Your dad and I could throw around a football and bond like men!”

Me: “Eh… I can’t really see my dad throwing around a football. Maybe baseball, though.”

Boyfriend: “Okay, so I’ll bring my mitt. Either way there’ll be some serious man time. There will be serious male bondage!”

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