THAT Explains All The Eggs

We are selling some easter eggs over the season and I see a mother asking her kids to pick one each. One of them seems to be struggling and they approach me.

Kid: “Excuse me, which of these eggs looks most like the one Jesus hatched from on the third day?”

Me: “I… uh… I don’t think…”

Mother: “Darling, don’t bother the nice man. He doesn’t look Christian anyway…”