That Excuse Needs To Throw In The Towel

| Friendly | February 1, 2016

(I am a collegiate athlete. One day after practice our team is taking ice baths to soothe our muscles. As we are drying off, I notice my towel is missing.)

Me: “Hey! What happened to my towel?”

(One of my teammates rushes over and hands me my dripping wet towel.)

Teammate #1: “Oh, this was yours? Whoops. Sorry, bro. I thought this was mine.”

(He then proceeds to run off. I stand there confused since our towels look nothing alike but I think nothing of it and move on. A few minutes later…)

Teammate #2: “Hey! Did someone take my towel?”

(Teammate #1 rushes over to Teammate #2 and hand him his towel which also looks nothing like Teammate #1’s.)

Teammate #1: “Oh, this was yours? Whoops. Sorry, bro. I thought this was mine.”

(I think what he really meant was that he didn’t bring a towel and was simply looking to take someone else’s without them noticing.)

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