That Depends On What They’re Looking At On Their Laptops

(We’re in class and my teacher is arguing with the class on why we can’t have the lights off while we take notes on our laptops.)

Student: “Well, why can’t we have the lights off? Our laptops give off enough light”

Teacher: “Because you guys might touch yourself!”

(After a millisecond of realization of what she had said she quickly but with failure corrected herself.)

Teacher: “I mean touch others! Please don’t put this on the Internet!”