That Cop Threw Himself Under The Bus

I work at a day centre for adults with disabilities. One day, one of our drivers comes in laughing and told me the following story.

He was driving along our town’s main road when he was pulled over by a traffic policeman.

Policeman: “Are you aware that this is a bus lane?!”

Driver: “Are you aware that this is a bus?”

Policeman: “…”

Driver: “…”

Policeman: “On your way!”