That Comeback Is On The Nose
CONTENT WARNING: Sexual Humor
My friend is a waitress. She’s serving a table of middle-aged businessmen who have been drinking. They’re mostly polite, but one dude is starting to get pretty drunk and really forward with his comments…
Customer: “Hey! Waitress! Hey!”
Waitress: “Yes, sir?”
Customer: “I really want you to sit on my face.”
Waitress: *Without missing a beat.* “Because your nose is bigger than your d**k?”
The rest of the table went nuts. The dude turned bright red and left her alone, although she later admitted he wasn’t being THAT rude, just got too comfortable.
