That Bread Must Taste Sassy

, , , , | Related | June 6, 2018

(I’m discussing angel food cake, because I’ve never seen any bread or cake this bright.)

Me: “How is it so white?! It’s even whiter than white bread!”

Aunt: “It’s because they use b****ed fire.”

(There’s a slight pause while she realizes what she said.)

Aunt: *laughing* “I meant bleached flour! I’m really tired.”

(We’ve all been there, Aunt.)

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