That Bread Must Taste Sassy
(I’m discussing angel food cake, because I’ve never seen any bread or cake this bright.)
Me: “How is it so white?! It’s even whiter than white bread!”
Aunt: “It’s because they use b****ed fire.”
(There’s a slight pause while she realizes what she said.)
Aunt: *laughing* “I meant bleached flour! I’m really tired.”
(We’ve all been there, Aunt.)
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.