Thanks For The Tip?

I used to work in fast food. It was near closing, so we were cooking everything to order. A customer came in and ordered. As he waited, he kept saying:

Customer: “I want my food faster!”

He kept tossing dollar bills at me to go faster. His order could only be made as fast as the grill cooked his hamburger.

He got his food, and after we closed and I counted the register, we were over by the amount he’d given me, so I shared it with my closing employee.