Thanks For Shopping At Quadruped, Inc.

| | Right | May 19, 2009

(I witnessed this interaction between a girl and her dad.)

Dad: “Are you as picky about your toilet paper as your ex-step mom was?”

Girl: “No, not really.”

Dad: “OK, grab one of those then.”

(The girl reaches for a pack that’s on its side.)

Dad: “No, no, not that one. I want one that hasn’t been touched by human hands!”

Girl: “Are you saying the store employees aren’t human?”

Dad: “Well, you’ve seen them…you be the judge.”

(I had to walk off so they wouldn’t hear me laughing.)

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  • Hahn Ackles

    I love those comments that straddle the line between cute and offensive. XD

    • That One Person

      I don’t think it straddles the line. I think it crosses it.

      • Hahn Ackles

        Probably. I often enjoy offensive comments, too, so it’s all the same to me.