Thank You For Calling Planet Of The Apes
Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hey, Jon, check this out! The machine says hello back when I say hello!”
Me: “I’m not a machine, sir.”
Customer: “OH, MY GOD! IT’S ADDRESSING ME!”
Me: “No, sir, I’m not a machine!”
Customer: “Oh… So, you’re one of them human peoples?”
Me: “Yes, sir. I am a human peoples.”
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