Thank You, Dr. Frankenstein

(I am helping a regular customer who has wandered in — as he does daily — from the nursing home across the street.)

Old Man: “You’re working again?”

Me: “Yes, every day.”

Old Man: “You know what? Every time I see you, there’s a big smile on your face.”

Me: “What can I say? I love my job.”

Old Man: “Yes, you have a wonderful smile. You’ll make a good-looking corpse.”

Me: “…”

(He got a wide berth after that.)

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