Thank You For The Music Facts
(An “ABBA” song comes on in the shop, and I quietly sing along while paying.)
Cashier: “You like ABBA?”
Me: “I do.”
Cashier: *staring at my driving licence* “When did they break up?”
Me: “’83, I think.”
Cashier: “Well, you can’t like them. You were born in ‘89.”
Me: *staring at his t-shirt* “When were you born?”
Cashier: “1998.”
Me: “And you like Nirvana?”
(He blushed and finished my purchase. You’ve got to love hypocrites.)
