Thank God His Name Isn’t Johnson
Grocery Store | Right
| August 14, 2012
(I’m ringing up a middle-aged lady.)
Me: “Do you have a rewards card?”
Customer: “Yes… last name is ‘Jones.'”
Me: “Under ‘Jonathan?'”
Customer: “Yes, as much as possible!”
Me: *stunned silence*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.