Thank God His Name Isn’t Johnson

| Ann Arbor, MI, USA | At The Checkout, Rude & Risque

(I’m ringing up a middle-aged lady.)

Me: “Do you have a rewards card?”

Customer: “Yes… last name is ‘Jones.'”

Me: “Under ‘Jonathan?'”

Customer: “Yes, as much as possible!”

Me: *stunned silence*

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