Thank God He Didn’t Find Nemo
(I’m an educator at my aquarium, and I work the touch pools very frequently.)
Me: “Welcome to our tide pools! You’re welcome to reach in and touch any of the animals in these two—“
Customer: “Is this the sushi exhibit?”
Me: *clearly not amused* “No.”
Customer: *points at a skunk shrimp* “Is that a crawdad?”
Me: “He’s a skunk shrimp; he helps other animals by cleaning any—“
Customer: “Does he taste good?”
(I just glared at him until he got uncomfortable and walked away.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.