Thank God For Grandmothers

, | | Right | August 21, 2008

Customer: “Excuse me, but can you please take a look at this pizza here?”

Me: “Uh… well, that looks pretty delicious to me.”

Customer: “It looks very lumpy.”

Me: “Well, it’s a pizza, and you’ve chosen some pretty lumpy toppings there.”

Customer: “Well, look here how all the toppings seem to be all on one side.”

Me: “Is that a problem?”

Customer: “Yes. It’s uneven.” *stares intently at me*

Me: “Well sir, my grandmother’s cookies look about like that and they taste absolutely delicious every time she makes them.”

Customer: *laughs and leaves without further complaining*


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  • Jenni Sowvlen

    I would have (nicely ) asked for a pizza where the toppings were over the whole pie.

    • Abigail Hermione Irwin

      If the toppings really were badly distributed, yes, absolutely.
      Although my first thought upon reading this was, “Lady, are you going to eat that, or frame it and hang it on the wall??”