Thank God For Grandmothers
Customer: “Excuse me, but can you please take a look at this pizza here?”
Me: “Uh… well, that looks pretty delicious to me.”
Customer: “It looks very lumpy.”
Me: “Well, it’s a pizza, and you’ve chosen some pretty lumpy toppings there.”
Customer: “Well, look here how all the toppings seem to be all on one side.”
Me: “Is that a problem?”
Customer: “Yes. It’s uneven.” *stares intently at me*
Me: “Well, sir, my grandmother’s cookies look about like that and they taste absolutely delicious every time she makes them.”
Customer: *laughs and leaves without further complaining*
(Phew!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
