Texting Turkey With Dad

, , , , | Related | December 21, 2018

(My dad still needs Christmas lists from my sister and me, and sends us the following text to remind us.)

Dad: “Attention, daughters. Limited time offer for free stuff. But wait; there’s more! You get free shipping and handling, also, but you must act fast to get lists in before the deadline. This offer is not valid in Italy and Turkey, but if you have turkey on your list you can still get it! Hurry, hurry, hurry!”

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