Tex Perplex
(I moved to Houston, Texas from New York where all my family is. They don’t know the size of Texas so I get a few random calls:)
Mom: “Did you have to evacuate? Is your house on fire?”
Me: “What are you talking about. It’s hot hot but not that bad.”
Mom: “The forest fires. They said Austin was on fire. It’s right where you are!”
Me: “Mom, no, that’s a few hundred miles away. Nowhere close to me.”
(Another call.)
Dad: “So, are you getting the tornadoes?”
Me: “What tornadoes? It’s a beautiful day here.”
Dad: “Well it’s Dallas; how far is that?”
Me: “Think NYC to Vermont.”
Dad: “Oh. So, I hear a chemical plant exploded.”
Me: “Not in our city. Think about driving to Canada; that’s how far away it is.”
Dad: “Your mom said it was near you,”
Two-Year-Old Nephew: “Uncle, where are you?”
Me: “In Texas.”
Two-Year-Old Nephew: “So far away. Grandma, Uncle is sooo farrr awayyyy!”
(Why is a two-year-old better at understanding distance than my parents?)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?