Terrible Twos Meets Terrifying Twos

(My two two-year-olds are getting ready for bed. [Toddler #2] is in the bedroom with my husband, while [Toddler #1] is running down the hall to the bedroom. [Toddler #2] runs to the door and closes it just before her sister gets to it, effectively locking her out of the bedroom.)

Toddler #1: *knocking on the door* “Papa! Papa, let me in!”

Toddler #2: “Papa can’t help you now! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!”