Ten Dimes Eight-Point-Seven

Me: “Thank you for calling [Store] support; this is [My Name].”

Customer: “Yes, I have 87 cents in dimes and the computer won’t let me enter it.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. You have 87 cents in dimes?”

Customer: “Yeah. How do I enter that into the computer?”

Me: “Did you mean 87 cents in pennies?”

Customer: “No, dimes.”

Me: “Ma’am, you do realize dimes are ten cents each, right?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “And you realize it’s physically impossible to have 87 cents in dimes?”

Customer: “But I do…”