The Temperature Of The Room Just Dropped
(My mom opens my Christmas present to her: an indoor/outdoor thermometer.)
Mom: “Oh, good! I wanted one of these.” *looks at my brother* “What? You have a funny look on your face.”
Brother: “Nothing. Don’t worry about it.”
Me: “We did not discuss what gifts we bought.”
Brother: “We did not.”
Mom: *opens his gift: another thermometer* “Well, I really, really wanted one!”