Telling You To Your Face

| NY, USA | Romantic | April 18, 2017

(My wife and I are getting ready to go out to a formal party. We’re sitting next to each other on the bed, me putting on my socks and shoes, her trying to pull on a pair of stockings. They seem to be a bit small, and she’s pulling pretty hard.)

Me: “Maybe those are too small.”

Wife: “No, they’re fine.”

(I shrug and go back to tying my shoelaces. A second later, there’s a ripping noise, my wife loses her grip on the stockings, and she accidentally smacks me in the face.)

Wife: “Okay… maybe you’re right.”

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