Television Derision

(My boyfriend is moving into my apartment. I am very big on watching my shows, but he hates them. He is one of the sweetest men you could ever meet, but we love to make fun of each other.)

Boyfriend: “Trust me, there will be a time when you’ll be like, ‘Where are you going?’” Then, I’ll say, ‘To watch my shows in the bedroom.’ You’ll say, ‘Do you need anything?’ And I’ll say, ‘No!’”

Me: “So, you are going to be an a**hole?”

Boyfriend: “No, I was imitating you!”