Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man

I’m talking to a friend about his recent trip to The Science Museum in London.

Friend: “My nephew wanted to get a big poster of The Peruvian Man, but his mum said no because of the nudity.”

Me: “The what, man?”

Friend: “The Peruvian Man. You know, the naked bloke who does this.”

He does a t-shape pose.

Me: “Do you mean the Vitruvian Man?”

Friend: “Yeah, that one by Michelangelo or whatever.”

Me: “Leonardo da Vinci.”

Friend: “Yeah… one of the ninja turtles.”