Articulate It For Him

(I’m spending the night at my boyfriend’s house, but I forgot my phone. I mainly use it to read, so I’m going a little stir crazy and he knows why. My boyfriend is very into guns.)

Boyfriend: “I’ve got plenty for you to read!”

Me: “I really don’t want to read about guns. Thank you for the thought, though.”

(My boyfriend leaves the room for a few minutes, and then comes back with magazines that are adult in nature.)

Boyfriend: “I never read these, anyway. Tell me what the articles say.”

Me: “I knew there was a reason I love you.”