Team Awkward

(I am a customer in line behind a middle-aged woman who is buying a DVD. She’s been very nervous throughout the whole transaction.)

Customer: “Oh, dear… I will have to hide this DVD when I get home!”

Cashier: “Oh really? Why?”

Customer: “My children don’t like this movie. I will have to watch it when they’re not home. I’m gonna have to hide it somewhere!” *leaves*

Coworker: “What was she buying?”

Cashier: “Twilight.”