Unfiltered Story #47588

(My cousin’s daughter just got a new Disney princess castle toy set for Christmas. My sister is playing with my cousin’s daughter while I’m watching and taking pictures.) Cousin’s Daughter: *points to a candelabra sticker on her princess castle* Do you know what this means?

Sister: No… what does it mean?

Cousin’s Daughter: They’re Jewish!

Sister: *speechless*

Cousin’s Daughter: Well, it’s a menorah so they’re celebrating Hanukkah, so they’re Jewish!

Me: *stifling laughter*

Sister: Well I’m sorry, but that’s not possible.

Cousin’s Daughter: Why?

Sister: That menorah only has 6 candles, it’s supposed to have 7.

Cousin’s Daughter: THEY’RE CELEBRATING HANUKKAH.

Sister: Oh. So all your princesses are Jewish?

Cousin’s Daughter: Yes!

Me: *now in tears trying to hold back laughter*

Sister: Santa brought you a Jewish princess castle?

Cousin’s Daughter: …Yep!

Sister: Okaaaaaay.

(My sister and I leave the room to go crack up)