Teaching Irony Ironically

(I am a teacher. I notice my student is laughing at something on his computer screen. This is my revenge.)

Me: “[Student], what are you doing?”

Student: “Haha… nothing.”

Me: “Give me your computer.”

Student: “Um…” *tries to quit out of all apps but fails miserably*

Me: “Well, if you like this site so much, you’re gonna be on it soon!”