Teaching An Old Dog New Tricks

| Related | August 28, 2013

(I am having a hard time finding a job, and I am the type of person who can’t just sit around and do nothing. On a day-off, my cousin, dad and sister comes to visit to keep me company.)

Cousin: “So, any luck finding a new job?”

Me: “Nothing yet. I’ve been teaching the dog commands to fill my time.”

Cousin: “What tricks have you taught him?”

Me: “I taught him some yoga stretches and karate moves.”

Sister: “Legit, she taught him caterpillar, cobra, karate kick, and karate chop.”

Cousin: “What ever happened to sit and roll over?”

Dad: “You should ask her what she taught the cat.”

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