Tazed And Confused

(I am a new worker at a big convenience store. It’s near Christmas, a few weeks after Halloween. A mother and her daughter, looking about 10 or 11, walk in and pause near my aisle.)

Daughter: “Hey, Mom, I have a cramp! Did you know that your whole BODY does a cramp if you’re tazed?”

Woman: “Do you wanna know how to avoid that?”

Daughter: “Don’t go to Black Friday?”

Woman: “No, silly, I meant the cramps.”

Daughter: “Oh.”

(That made my day, and I am now afraid to work on Black Friday!)

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