Tazed And Confused
Convenience Store | Right | December 12, 2014
(I am a new worker at a big convenience store. It’s near Christmas, a few weeks after Halloween. A mother and her daughter, looking about 10 or 11, walk in and pause near my aisle.)
Daughter: “Hey, Mom I have a cramp! Did you know that your whole BODY does a cramp if you’re tazed?”
Woman: “Do you wanna know how to avoid that?”
Daughter: “Don’t go to Black Friday?”
Woman: “No, silly, I meant the cramps.”
Daughter: “Oh.”
(That made my day, and I am now afraid to work on Black Friday!)
